| Over his lifetime, the average male will produce
about 18 quarts of semen. Who wants to be average? Keep it trimmed.
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| According to the world health
organization, 100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur every day.
How many acts of oral sex? ..More if you were well groomed. |
| Sexologists estimate that at any given second in the US, approximately
800 men are experiencing orgasm as you read this... |
| The average testicle size
is 2.5" long by 1.25" wide...perfect for the Balltrimmer. |
| 75% of men have their penis hanging to the left in their pants.
17% have their penis hanging to the right and 8% let it hang either
way…Is that a Balltrimmer in your pocket or are you just happy
to see me? |
| The degree of sexual arousal
often determines the trajectory and distance of ejaculation. |
| A male in a high degree of sexual excitement is capable of ejaculating
his semen 24' or greater. Look out! |
| Semen has only 5 calories
per teaspoon, Adkin’s Diet anyone? |
| The human male has the largest penis (proportional to body) of all
bipeds. Let’s not waste it. Keep it trimmed. |
FYI on penis
size:
- 6" & below 75% of all males
- 7" 15% of all males
- 8" 3% of all males
- 9" only 2 in 1000 men
- 10" less than 1 in 10,000 men
- 11" less than 5000 in the whole world
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| There is a direct correlation between life expectancy and how often
men have sex. Keep it trimmed, live long. |
| Hitler and Napoleon were
missing one testicle and would have spent half as much time with the
Balltrimmer than other men. |
| To "Testify" was based on men the Roman Court swearing
to a statement made by swearing on their testicles. |
| During WWII there were
9 documented cases of men with 3 testicles calling for 33% more time
needed using the Balltrimmer. |
